October 4, 2018 – Joke of the Day

 

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden and feeling very lonely, so God asked him “What’s wrong with you?”

Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.

God said he was going to give him a companion, and she would be called ‘woman’.

God said “This person will cook for you, wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bare your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and always be the first to admit when she is wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give love and compassion wherever needed.

Adam asked God “What will this woman cost?”

God said “An arm and a leg”.
Adam said “What can I just get for a rib”

 

 

 

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