October 20, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A Lady was conducting her anti-drinking campaign outside a bar….

A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes…

The Lady asked him :- “Tell me…!!! If you arrive at the Gates of Heaven with your breath smelling of liquor, Do you think the Lord will let you in…???”

“My good woman”,  passionately holding her hand, said the man,

“When I go to Heaven, don’t you know that I’ll  leave my breath behind”…

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