October 18, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Feeling ill an alligator goes to the vet.

” What seems to be the problem?” asks the vet.

” I just don’t have the drive I used to, Doc” the gator says. ” Used to be, I could swim underwater for miles

and catch any animal I wanted. Now all I can do is let them swim by.”

Concerned, the vet gives him a thorough examination and hands him a few pills.

” What are these for?” asks the gator.

” They’re pills very similar to Viagra,” answers the vet.

” Hold on here, I don’t have that kind of problem,” the alligator protests. ” What exactly is wrong with me?”

” Well,” the vet says, ” you have a reptile dysfunction.”

Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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