November 29, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An elderly lady went into a butcher shop and asked for a fresh Bradford turkey. Joe the butcher brought out a fresh turkey and began to wrap it up but the lady peered down its throat and proclaimed “this is a Collingwood turkey”  Joe disappeared into the cooler and reappeared with a different turkey, hoping this would satisfy the lady. Again, she peered into the birds throat and emphatically announced “This is a Cookstown turkey!!  She then put her hands on her hips and said “you’re not a local are you” to which Joe replied “sorry Madam but no”  “Where ARE you from the lady asked sternly??” Joe had had enough at this point,  leaned over the counter, opened his mouth and announced “YOU TELL ME!!!!!”

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