A couple were at a mall, Christmas shopping. The mall was packed, and as the wife walked around, she was shocked to discover her husband was no where to be found. She was quite upset, still had lots to do and she became so worried that she called him on her cell phone to ask where he was.
In a quiet voice he said “Do you remember the jewelry store we went into five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn’t afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?”
The wife chocked up and started to cry and said “Yes, I do remember that store.”
He replied “Well, I’m in the bar next door”
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