May 31, 2018 – Best of the Joke of the Day

 

It was Christmas, and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner “What are you charged with?”

“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.

“That’s no offense,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”

The prisoner answered “Before the store opened.”

 

 

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