A man and his wife went to a fair. The man was fascinated by the airplane rides, but didn’t like the $100 ticket price.
“Let’s make a deal,” said the pilot. “If you and your wife can ride without making a single sound, I won’t charge you anything. Otherwise, you pay the $100.”
“Good deal,” said the man.
So they went for a ride.
When they got back, the pilot said “If I hadn’t been there, I never would have believed it; you didn’t make a sound.”
“It wasn’t easy, either,” said the man. “I almost yelled when my wife fell out.”
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