July 4, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Henry was placed against the wall in front of the firing squad.

Just before the order to shoot, he yelled, “Earthquake!

The squad panicked.

In the confusion, Henry jumped over the wall and escaped.

Charlie was next and pondered what Henry had done.

Before the squad could shoot, he shouted, “Tornado!”

Again the squad scattered, and Charlie slipped away to safety.

George thought he saw the pattern: Scream out a disaster and hop over the wall.

So, as the firing squad took aim, George grinned smugly and yelled, “Fire!”

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