July 24, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A wife goes to an astrologer to learn more about her husband. The astrologer asks her, “Do you want to know about your husband’s future?”

Without hesitation, the wife responds. “I will decide his future, you just tell me about his past.”

 

Picture Courtesy of:Ann Vinciguerra Blog

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