July 20, 2018 – Joke of the Day

 

Bob went to see his doctor and said, “Doc, I must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant.”

“What?” said the doctor. “Tell me exactly why you think you need all these transplants.”

“Well,” explained Bob, “my boss told me that I needed to get reorganized.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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