February 2, 2018 – Joke of the Day

 

A wife sent her husband a romantic text message. She wrote:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you.

 

Her husband texted back: I’m in the toilet, please advise.

 

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