A wife sent her husband a romantic text message. She wrote:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.
Her husband texted back: I’m in the toilet, please advise.
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