December 23, 2016 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

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A husband and Wife are having a conversation

Wife : Do you drink beer?

Husband : Yes

Wife : How many beers a day?

Husband : Usually about three

Wife : How much do you pay per beer?

Husband : $5.00 which includes a tip

Wife : And how long have you been drinking?

Husband : About 20 years, I suppose

Wife : So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 – correct?

Husband : Correct

Wife : If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?

Husband : Correct

Wife : Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

Husband: Do you drink beer?

Wife : No.

Husband : Where is your airplane?

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