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June 1, 2018 – Best of the Joke of the Day

  Tired from house cleaning, Joan said to her husband, who was just sitting looking at his phone, “I’ve got blisters from using the broom.” He retorted, “Next time, use the car.”     Photo courtesy of: www.shutterstock.com

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May 31, 2018 – Best of the Joke of the Day

  It was Christmas, and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner “What are you charged with?” “Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant. “That’s no offense,” said the judge. “How early were you

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May 30, 2018 – Best of the Joke of the Day

  After he finished his route, a bus driver had to explain to the supervisor why he was 10 minutes late. “I was stuck behind a big truck,” he said. “But yesterday you were 10 minutes early,” reminded the boss.

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May 29, 2018 – Best of the Jewel Joke of the Day

  An American man and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost. Finally, they arrived at the outskirts of a city. They saw a gentleman on the sidewalk so the driver pulled up to the curb and the

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May 28, 2018 – Best of the Joke of the Day

    A man and his wife went to a fair. The man was fascinated by the airplane rides, but didn’t like the $100 ticket price. “Let’s make a deal,” said the pilot. “If you and your wife can ride

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May 25, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?” Client: “After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”       Photo

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May 24, 2018 – Joke of the Day

My wife found a twenty dollar bill in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities…. For money laundering.   Photo Courtesy of: WorldArtsMe

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May 23, 2018 – Joke of the Day

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV. When I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen ask… “What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?” I said, “Thank you, dear, I think I’ll

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May 22, 2018 – Joke of the Day

The heart Surgeon was operating on the patient when he suddenly said, “Don’t worry, Adam. This is a minor operation. Everything will be fine.” The patient replied, “Thank you Doctor, but my name is Jose.” The heart specialist said, “I

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May 21, 2018 – Joke of the Day

Bill went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain. After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, “How do you feel about chiropractors now,” Bill replied,

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May 18, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade , listing every problem they ever had in the 15 years they’ve been

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May 17, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?” His Dad replies, “Because she was conceived in Paris.” The boy says, “Ahh, thanks Dad.” His Dad says, “You’re welcome, Backseat.”   Photo Courtesy of: Pixabay

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May 16, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will cost you 300 dollars. Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that

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May 15, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? A: One cup and you’re up all night.       Picture Courtesy of: Drawing Arts Gallery

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May 14, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      Did you hear about the “little” psychic that broke out of jail? Police and the authorities are looking for a small medium at large!!           Photo courtesy of: www.pinterest.ca

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