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November 26, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      “Christmas is almost a month away. I do most of my shopping online. But I hire someone to honk and scream obscenities at me while I’m doing it so I get the whole shopping experience.”    

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November 23, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot on the left costs $500 dollars.” “Why does the

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November 22, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Due to a power outage, the house was very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old little girl to hold the  flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the

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November 21, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    My wife and I have the secret to make a marriage last.  Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food.  She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.    

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November 20, 2018 – Joke of the Day

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn’t spread it.   Picture Courtesy of: Nice Clip Art

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November 19, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.         Photo courtesy of: Pngtree  

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November 16, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        At breakfast, the husband says to his wife, “What would you do if I won the Lottery.”   “I’d take my half and leave you,” she says.   Great he says. “Here’s $6. I won $12

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November 15, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.         Photo courtesy of: Pinterest

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November 14, 2018 – Joke of the Day

          Sally asked her mother “Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time?” Her mother looked over to her husband and said “No; sometimes they start with ‘Honey, I was delayed at the office’.”

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November 13, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      A weasel wakes into a bar and sits down. The bartender looks at him and says “What can I get you to drink?” “Pop,” goes the weasel.          Photo courtesy of: Openclipart

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November 12, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange?” I said: “No it doesn’t”       Photo courtesy of: Clipart Library

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November 9, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words ‘complete’ and ‘finished’ in a way that’s so easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but, there is an

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November 8, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were invited to a costume party for which they had to dress in costume as their favorite Classical Music Composer. Stallone noted, “Yo – I think I’m gonna go

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November 7, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?? Boo boos            Photo courtesy of: Pinterest

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November 6, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because: Love means nothing to them.           Photo courtesy of: RF clipart

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