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January 24, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking. The wife asks, “What are

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January 22, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. She asks, “Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme’?” “Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have

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January 12, 2018 – Joke of the Day

Tom was describing a 30 pound bass he’d caught recently after fighting it for three hours. Bill interrupted the story saying, “Wait a minute! I saw the picture you took of that fish. You’re lucky if it even weighed 10

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January 11, 2018 – Joke of the Day

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and

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January 10, 2018 – Joke of the Day

John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date’s door. She opened it and she was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. “I’ll be ready in a few minutes,” she said.

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January 9, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. A friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty SUVs?” “She did,” he replied. “But where in the heck was I gonna find a

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December 29, 2017 – Joke of the Day

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, ‘Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.’ The bartender dusts off

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December 28, 2017 – Joke of the Day

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It’s empty. “Who’s been eating my porridge?” he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He

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December 27, 2017 – Joke of the Day

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each Possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.” The first man fumbled

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December 26, 2017 – Joke of the Day

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave When the bartender

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December 25, 2017 – Joke of the Day

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:  “Take two aspirin” and “Keep away from children.” Photo courtesy of clipart.com

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December 22, 2017 – Joke of the Day

The teacher asked : Why are you late for school? Little Johnny replies: Because of the Sign. Teacher says : What Sign? Johnny : The sign that says “School ahead slow down” Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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December 21, 2017 – Joke of the Day

Where do snowmen keep their money?  In a snowbank. Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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December 20, 2017 – Joke of the Day

A guy was visiting his friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked what their names were. The guy replied that one was named Rolex and the other Timex. His friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”

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December 19, 2017 – Joke of the Day

A heart surgeon came to a mechanic to repair his car. The mechanic had a look at the car’s engine, opened a valve and fixed it. The mechanic said, “I repaired the engine which is the heart of the car.

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