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March 30, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.  Looking up to heaven he said, “Lord take pity on me.  If you find me a

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March 29, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      A customer goes to a pet store and says “How much for this dog?” The dog dealer says “$5000.” The customer says “Isn’t that too much?” The dog dealer replies “Is not the dog wonderful?” The customer

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March 28, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    An elderly gentleman in his 90’s goes to the doctor and says: “Doc, you have to help me lower my sex drive!”   The doctor looks at him with a smile and says, “You know, at your age,

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March 27, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?   Great food but no atmosphere.       Photo courtesy of:  www.vancitymommyd.com

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March 26, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        An older lady walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey with 2 drops of water. After a while she orders the same again: a double whiskey with 2 drops of water . The third

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March 23, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      Even though O’Malley was a licensed scuba diver, he finally got an answer to a question that had annoyed him for decades. Here it is: Harold, an American tourist, asked his friend Murphy, ‘Why do Scuba divers

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March 22, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Three men were driving in the desert when their car broke down. They decided to walk to the nearest town. Before they left, they agreed on taking one part from the car that could be useful to them.

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March 21, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to

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March 20, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.       Photo courtesy of: www.sosseafest.org

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March 19, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  A husband takes his wife to her high school reunion. After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and obviously overly bored. The band cranks up and

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March 16, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      A Doctor, who couldn’t find a job at a local clinic decided to open his own and puts a sign outside ‘Get treatment for 30 dollars – If not cured get back 150 dollars.’ A vigilant American

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March 15, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Walking into the bar, Shamus said to O’Heir the bartender, ‘Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman.’   ‘Oh, my goodness,’ said O’Heir, ‘And how did this one end?’   ‘Hah,

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March 14, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran

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March 13, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      What do you get when you cross a shamrock and a jogger?? Answer: a run of good luck!         Photo courtesy of: www.clipart-library.com

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March 12, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to

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