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March 2, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Two times a week my wife and I go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and enjoy companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays. Photo courtesy of clipartix.com

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March 1, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A guy runs into the bar and says, “Quick, pour me five shots of your best scotch!” The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can. “Wow, that’s the fastest I’ve seen anyone drink!” says

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February 28, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

One morning Emma woke up with a startled look on her face.  Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, “I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do

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February 24, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

2 rolls of film sitting at the bar. …… One says to the other: “Let’s go to a dark room and see what develops” Photo courtesy of clipartkid.com

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February 23, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A police officer jumped into his squad car and called the station.  “I have an interesting case here” he said.  “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped”.  “Have you arrested her?” asked the Sergeant. 

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February 22, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Dad needed a new vehicle, so went to the Jeep dealership and bought a snazzy bright red one. Mom loved dad’s Jeep, so went to the dealership and bought a lovely white one. Daughter went with her, spotted a pretty

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February 21, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

My high-school English teacher was well known for being a fair, but hard, grader. One day I received a B minus on a theme paper. In hopes of bettering my grade and in the spirit of the valentine season, I

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February 17, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Grandpa Jones was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,” he cackled. “I have been in the open air day after day

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February 16, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan ..  After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.  However, John

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February 15, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A Woman was shopping at Target, and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, “Why, that’s

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February 14, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Three ladies discuss the struggles of getting older.  One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I need to put it away,

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February 13, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A Lady of the Night walks up to a man and asks, “What are you looking for?”  The man replies, “I’m looking for a woman who’s not after my money.” Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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February 9, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing. The priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally the priest pounds three times on

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February 8, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A diner in a restaurant asks the waitress: WHAT FLAVOURS OF ICE-CREAM ARE ON THE MENU? The waitress answered in a hoarse whisper: VANILLA, CHOCOLATE & BLUEBERRY. Sympathizing with her condition, the man asked: DO YOU HAVE LARYNGITIS? NO, SHE

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February 7, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.    The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.    One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend

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