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February 22, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    My wife asked me to get her something with lots of diamonds in it for Valentine’s Day so I bought her a pack of cards.     Photo courtesy of : www.clker.com

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February 21, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  Tom say’s: “Honey, on this Valentine’s Day, I want to tell you something… I’m not rich like Jack. I don’t have a mansion like Russell. I don’t have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I

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February 20, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    During a dull White House dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with Secretary of State, Tillerson. “I bought Donald a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Donald has already taught him to say over

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February 19, 2018 – Joke of the Day

An old golfer paced anxiously up and down outside the emergency room of the East Lothian Hospital near Muirfield Golf Course. Inside, the doctors were operating to remove a golf ball accidentally driven down a player’s throat. The chief of

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February 16, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should

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February 15, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys, and is on his deathbed, and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be

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February 14, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    An elderly couple are talking one the evening: “Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?” “I always go and

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February 13, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    “How is holy water made?” “You Boil the hell out of it.”     Photo courtesy of: www.canstockphoto.com

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February 12, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  The lion married off a child. Being the king of the jungle, he invited all the animals for the wedding. On the very special night, a mouse walks up the lion and says, “Congratulations brother!” The lion looks at

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February 7, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  Two antennas met on the roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.    Photo courtesy of: www.clipart-library.com

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February 6, 2018 – Joke of the Day

Jim’s doctor tells him he only has one day to live. When Jim goes home, he shares the news with his wife. She asks him what he wants to do with the little time he has left. “All I want,”

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February 5, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A woman in labour suddenly shouted “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”  “Don’t worry”, said the doc, “those are just contractions”.   Photo courtesy of: www.okclipart.com

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February 2, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  A wife sent her husband a romantic text message. She wrote: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking,

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February 1, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A guy walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy started to leave. “S’cuse me,”

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January 31, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A bank robber enters wearing a balaclava and holding a gun. He warns everyone not to move or he will shot. His balaclava suddenly slips revealing his face.  He immediately turns to the person on his left and asks –

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