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June 22, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her

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June 21, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      A Guinness brewery worker travels to the home of his co-worker with bad news. ‘I’m sorry Mary, but Keith died at the brewery today’. ‘Oh my god!’ replied Mary, ‘What happened?!’ ‘He drowned in a vat of

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June 20, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      My wife asked me to take her somewhere expensive last night……so I took her to a Gas Station.           Photo courtesy by: www.all-free-download.com

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June 19, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A policeman on a motorcycle pulls over a car. ‘What’s up?’ says the driver. ‘Looks like your wife was left at a gas station three miles back,’ says the policeman. ‘Thank goodness for that,’ says the driver. ‘I thought I’d

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June 18, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      At a wedding, a little boy asks his mother “why is the girl dressed all in white?” His mother answers, “The girl is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this

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June 15, 2018 – Joke of the Day

     “OLD” IS WHEN … Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I can’t do both!”          Photo courtesy of: www.openclipart.org

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June 14, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Frank and Bill had been friends for 50 years and to celebrate they went to a local pub. When the bartender announced “last call” they realized they had celebrated a little TOO much and wisely decided to walk home.

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June 13, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    I was sitting with my wife while she sipped on her glass of wine, when she said, “I love you so much, you know. I don’t know how I could ever live without you.” I said, “Is that

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June 12, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      I went to see my doctor this morning. “Some one decided to graffiti my house last night!” I raged. “So why are you telling me?” the doctor asked. “I can’t understand the writing,” I replied. “Was it

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June 11, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in

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June 8, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      At a Catholic elementary school the children were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun had written a note and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God

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June 7, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Two guys were hunting in the forest when they unexpectedly came across a very large brown bear. Immediately, they both took off running. After a few minutes, one guy abruptly stopped running, took off his backpack, and pulled

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June 6, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the counter clerk: “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?” The clerk responds: “Well, he came in here this morning

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June 5, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, “Give me one last request, dear,” he said. “Of course, John,” his wife said softly. “Six months after I die,” John said, “I want you to marry Bob.” “But I thought

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June 4, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He said “Call for backup!”         Photo courtesy of: www.canstockphoto.co.uk

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