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August 21, 2018 – Joke of the Day

“You admit having broken into the dress shop two times?” asked the judge. “Yes,” answered the suspect. “And what did you steal?” “A dress, your Honor,” he replied. “One dress?” echoed the judge. “But you admit breaking in twice!” “Yes,

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August 20, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, “Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?” “That’s your father.” “Then who’s that man who lives

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August 17, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        It was a very emotional wedding… Even the cake was in tiers!       Photo courtesy of: Pinterest

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August 16, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge’s bench. “Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from ‘innocent’ to ‘guilty’

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August 15, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      The CEO of a large cooperation was giving advice to a junior executive. “I was young, married and out of work,” he lectured. “I took the last nickel I had and bought an apple. I polished it

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August 14, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, “Look at me. I’m old and worn out. You’d

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August 13, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  Where do snowmen keep their money?   In a snow-bank!       Photo courtesy of: pixabay.com

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August 10, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      Three mice are sitting at a table in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse turns to the second mouse and says, “When I

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August 8, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A customer in a New York restaurant complimented the chef, “Your veal parmigiana is superb! I spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I had over there.” “Naturally,” the chef said. “Over there, they

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August 7, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A man running a little behind schedule arrives at the cinema, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its master

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August 6, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      What is the difference between golf and politics?  In golf, you can’t improve your lie.         Photo courtesy by: pinterest

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August 3, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?” “Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I would have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU THE

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August 2, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      Thinking back a few years, living in Florida, I remember a Hurricane that swept through. I was ready for it but my wife was not. When the wind reached a screaming pitch with the trees snapping and

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August 1, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        There was an English language competition. 200 persons participated. The task was to write in one sentence about Peacefulness, Happiness & Calmness……  The Award Winner had written, “My wife is sleeping”         Photo

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July 31, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  A customer walks into a dress shop and asks, “May I try on that dress in the window?” The salesperson replies, “We prefer you use the dressing rooms.”       Picture Courtesy of: Vector PNG

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