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March 24, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in Davy Byrne’s pub in Grafton Street, Dublin, when, O’Leary, an irate Irishman stands up shouting, ‘You’re making out we’re all dumb and stupid. I oughtta punch you in the nose.’ ‘I’m sorry sir,

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March 23, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

“Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’. He said: ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’. ‘Is it common?’I asked.  ‘It’s not unusual’ he replied. ”   Photo courtesy of classroomclipart.com

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March 22, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man goes to the doctor ,worried about his wife’s temper. The doctor said “what’s the problem?” The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It

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March 21, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

There was a man that made coffins. One day he was about to do a delivery when his vehicle broke down.  So he didn’t want to be late so he put the coffin on his head and walked. The police

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March 20, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise was manufactured in England.  In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 Jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great

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March 17, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Little boy gets home from school and says “Dad, I’ve got a part in the school play as a man who’s been married for 25 years.” His Dad replies “Never mind Son. Maybe next time you’ll get a speaking part!!”

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March 16, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A father took his two sons to the Blue Jay game, He asked them what they wanted to eat, the youngest said he wanted fries the father asked him why just fries and he answered back, Well you know Dad

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March 15, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A married mans prayer: Dear God, you gave me childhood, You took it away. You gave youth, You took it away. You gave me a wife….its been years now, just reminding You! Photo courtesy of clipartkid.com

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March 14, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning

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March 13, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London the cab driver explained what it was and that construction of it started in 1346 and was completed

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March 10, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A six-year-old boy called his mother from his friend Charlie’s house and confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room. “But, Mom,” It’s OK ….. he said, , “you don’t have to worry

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March 9, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Bill  was passing by the bar on his way home from work when he sees his good friend Joe gulping down one shot after another. Bill fearing the worst ran into the bar to confront Joe. Everything ok Joe he

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March 8, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A circus owner runs an ad for a “lion tamer wanted” ….. and two people show up. One is an old golfer in his seventies, the other a drop-dead gorgeous 20 year old brunette. The circus owner tells them, “I’m

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March 7, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, “Welcome, Forest. We’ve heard a lot about you.” He continued, “Unfortunately, it’s getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we

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March 6, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A chicken went into the library and up to the front desk. He says to the librarian – ‘ book book book’  (cluck like a chicken) The librarian hands him three books and the chicken leaves the library About 15

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