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April 19, 2019 – Joke of the Day

A grandmother is telling her granddaughter  about her childhood. “Yes” She says,” back in the day, we use to skate every winter on a frozen pond. We picked raspberries in the summer and we even had our own pony.” “Wow

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April 18, 2019 – Joke of the Day

What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here and I’ll go on a head!

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April 17, 2019 – Joke of the Day

Dan:  How did you like the ballet? Frank:  I don’t understand all that toe dancing.  Why don’t they just get taller girls?

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April 16, 2019 – Joke of the Day

There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. There were 10 men and one woman. The rope was starting to fray so they agreed that one person should let go because if they didn’t,

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April 15, 2019 – Joke of the Day

A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck, so they put the meal on

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April 5, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  A rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “Hey, we don’t serve rope here, get out!” The rope walks out and reshapes himself to look like a person and walks back into the

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April 4, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool? Because they kept dropping their trunks.

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April 3, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  The teacher says to little Johnny, “When your father sees this report, his hair will go all grey!” Johnny shrugs, “Nice!  That will make him very happy!  He’s been bald for years!”

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April 2, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  A man comes to Mrs. Smith’s door and says, “There’s been an accident at the brewery. Your husband fell into a vat of beer and we don’t think he made it.” Mrs. Smith wails, “Oh, the poor man! He

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April 1, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  A guy is late for an important meeting but he can’t find a place to park. In desperation, he begins to pray. “Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to

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March 29, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” I asked my friend. “He wants to be a garbageman,” he replied. “That’s an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.” “Not really. He

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March 28, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  I came home from the golf course today. My wife had left a note on the refrigerator: “It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore. Gone to stay with my mother.” I opened the fridge, the light came on,

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March 27, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha­­! That’s not going to help,” she said. “Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

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March 26, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how

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March 25, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  My computer suddenly started belting out “Someone Like You.” It’s a Dell.

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