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April 20, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      The BBC organized a contest where contestants were challenged to write something where feelings of suspense, curiosity, apprehension, peace, tranquility, anger, violence, anxiety, pleasantness and happiness are expressed in one short sentence.   The winning entry was:

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April 19, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        What did the musician name his daughters?   Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4     Photo courtesy of: www.dreamstime.com/

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April 18, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Wow, in all my years tending bar, I’ve never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you?” “Pop” ….. goes the weasel.    

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April 17, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A man and his wife are awakened at 3 in the morning by pounding on a door.  The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for

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April 16, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. “God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Hamburg the capital of Germany.” “Fred,” said his father, “Why do you want Hamburg

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April 13, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      The man went to his doctor and said “Doc, I think I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replied “Sorry I don’t follow you…”         Photo courtesy of: www.worldartsme.com

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April 12, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A guy goes for a haircut, so the barber starts to ask him questions about his mother-in-law. “How is your mother-in-law?” “Fine,” says the guy. Few snips of hair and another question; “What is your mother-in-law’s favourite colour?”

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April 11, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A friend’s toddler was holding her new baby doll and asked, “Where do babies come from?” Dad took a deep breath and began a long complicated biological explanation. Mom interrupted him and said, “Walmart.”        

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April 10, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    I called my friend I had not seen for quite a while and I asked him how he was doing, what was he up to. He replied that he was working on the aqua thermal treatment of ceramic,

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April 9, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        A woman called the airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board on her flight the following day. “Sure,” they said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.”  They further explained

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April 6, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won’t you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool, nobody can take your place. All my love, Belinda.

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April 5, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  Chris and Paul were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. “What’s the matter?” asked Chris of his buddy. “You look kind of down.” “Well, my wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin,”

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April 4, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her certain parts of her body covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the husband

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April 3, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A guy tells his friend, “Ever since I got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to

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April 2, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, “Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.” “Because,” the man said, “I live in a

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