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February 20, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  A man approaches a beautiful woman in a supermarket. “I’ve lost my wife somewhere,” he says.  “Do you mind if I talk to you for a moment?” “Okay,” replies the woman.  “But how’s that going to help you find

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February 19, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a dog on a leash. He stops her and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I couldn’t help but notice that your dog was really into

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February 18, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef   pic courtesy of clipart-library.com

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February 15, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,” he cackled. “I have been in the open air day after day

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February 14, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There will be no coffin’ at his funeral.   pic courtesy of clipart-library.com

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February 13, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  Déjà moo is the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.   pic courtesy of clipart-library.com

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February 12, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  An elderly woman decided to prepare her will, and told her preacher that she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated. And second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart. “Walmart?” the preacher exclaimed, “why Walmart?”

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February 11, 2019 – Joke of the Day

  There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter – ten men and one woman. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn’t the rope would break and the

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February 8, 2019 – Joke of the Day

Two astronauts were whiling away some time before a big space launch when one of them said, “I’m really hungry.” Upon hearing this the second one quipped, “So am I. I guess it must be launch time!”   pic courtesy

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February 7, 2019 – Joke of the Day

Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one. “Let’s fly down and find some lunch.” They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of

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February 6, 2019 – Joke of the Day

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.   pic courtesy of clipart-library.com

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February 5, 2019 – Joke of the Day

A woman comes home, screeching her car into the driveway and runs into the house. “Honey, pack your bags, I just won the lottery!” Excited, the husband says “Oh my God, what should I pack, beach stuff or ski stuff?”

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February 4, 2019 – Joke of the Day

The young man comes running into the store and says to his buddy, “Tommy, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!’ Tommy reacts, “Did you see who it was?” The young man answers, “No, I couldn’t tell…

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February 1, 2019 – Joke of the Day

A newlywed couple wake up after their wedding night, the Bride said last night was a bit of a disappointment Husband says …… how can you make that judgement in less than a minute   pic courtesy of clipart-library.com

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January 31, 2019 – Joke of the Day

A suggestible and impulsive young lady took up the dare and boldly boarded the plane for her first attempt at sky diving. Donning her parachute and waving away advice from more experienced skydivers on board, she boldly plunged out into the

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