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October 18, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.   He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!”   The guard asked, “What his name?”   “Grandpa”   The guard smiled, then asked , What’s

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October 17, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        A woman in labor suddenly shouted “Shouldn’t!  Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!” “Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.”             Photo courtesy of: clipartXtras

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October 16, 2018 – Joke of the Day

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to  the skunk , raccoon and possum that it could be done!!!     Picture courtesy of: Jojoisms

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October 15, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  At a church in Mississippi, the Pastor announced that their prison choir would be singing the following evening. I wasn’t aware there was a prison in the vicinity, so I looked forward to hearing them. The next evening I

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October 12, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says that he can stop at any time!         Photo courtesy of: pngtree.com

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October 11, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      Two atoms bump into each other. One says “I’ve lost an electron.” “Are you sure?” says the other. “Yes, I’m positive.”             Photo courtesy of: openclipart

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October 10, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A camel meets an elephant. The elephant asks jokingly: “Why do you have two breasts on your back?” The camel replies: “With a face like yours, I’d just shut up.”         Photo courtesy of: pngtree

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October 9, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A man and an Ostrich walk into a restaurant. They sit down and order: ‘I’d like a hamburger, fries and a Coke,’ says the man, then turns towards the ostrich. ‘And you?’ ‘The same’, says the ostrich. A few minutes

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October 8, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him.   “Well, to tell you the

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October 5, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      Tom was describing a thirty pound bass that he caught recently after fighting for it for three hours. Bill interrupted the story by saying “Wait a minute I saw a picture of that fish you’re lucky if It even weighed ten pounds.” Tom replied

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October 4, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden and feeling very lonely, so God asked him “What’s wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion,

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October 3, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind dates door. She opened it and was beautiful and charming as everyone had said. “I’ll be ready in a few minutes” she

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October 2, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  A  guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. A friend of his said “I thought she wanted one of those sport SUVs?” “She did” he replied, “but where the heck are you going to find

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October 1, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      A husband was constantly quarreling with his wife. He was becoming very depressed so much that he lost over 20 pounds. He confided to his best friend about his situation and his best friend replied “If it’s

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September 28, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A customer walks into the butcher’s shop and says to the butcher, “Hey, I bet you 50 bucks you can’t reach the meat on the top shelf!” The butcher looks at him and replies, “Yeah, I guess you’re

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