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December 10, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        Question: What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? Answer: A beer in each hand.           Photo courtesy of: worldartsme.com

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December 7, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!           Photo courtesy of: Pinterest

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December 6, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her bank account. One day before we went shopping, I complained about my lack of funds and lamented, “Guess I’ll use plastic.” Unconcerned, she whipped out her checkbook: “I’m

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December 5, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Q. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? A. A pineapple!         Photo courtesy: Pinterest

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December 4, 2018 – Joke of the Day

After a job interview at a mirror manufacturing company, a woman met up with her friend to tell her how it went. When her pal inquired about the questions she was asked, she answered, “Well, they asked me why I

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December 3, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A wife told her husband to whisper her dirty things. The man then replied, “The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room.”           Photo courtesy of: Pinterest

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November 30, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!           Photo courtesy of: Clipart Library

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November 29, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Question:  What does the gingerbread man use to make his bed?   Answer: Cookie sheets           Photo courtesy of: 123RF.com

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November 28, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      A couple were at a mall, Christmas shopping.  The mall was packed, and as the wife walked around, she was shocked to discover her husband was no where to be found. She was quite upset, still had

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November 27, 2018 – Joke of the Day

“When I signed up to the weight watchers website they asked me to accept cookies… Really ?? Is it a test?”   Picture Courtesy of: PD4Pic Clipart

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November 26, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      “Christmas is almost a month away. I do most of my shopping online. But I hire someone to honk and scream obscenities at me while I’m doing it so I get the whole shopping experience.”    

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November 23, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot on the left costs $500 dollars.” “Why does the

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November 22, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Due to a power outage, the house was very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old little girl to hold the  flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the

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November 21, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    My wife and I have the secret to make a marriage last.  Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food.  She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.    

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November 20, 2018 – Joke of the Day

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn’t spread it.   Picture Courtesy of: Nice Clip Art

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