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February 7, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  Two antennas met on the roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.    Photo courtesy of: www.clipart-library.com

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February 6, 2018 – Joke of the Day

Jim’s doctor tells him he only has one day to live. When Jim goes home, he shares the news with his wife. She asks him what he wants to do with the little time he has left. “All I want,”

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Frank D’Angelo

Win tickets, dinner, and a pre-show meet & greet with Frank D’Angelo! Frank D’Angelo will be performing on February 24 at Lincoln Alexander Centre. For your chance to win tickets, send an e-mail to contests@jewel92.com with your name, address, and

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February 5, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A woman in labour suddenly shouted “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”  “Don’t worry”, said the doc, “those are just contractions”.   Photo courtesy of: www.okclipart.com

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February 2, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  A wife sent her husband a romantic text message. She wrote: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking,

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February 1, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A guy walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy started to leave. “S’cuse me,”

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January 31, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A bank robber enters wearing a balaclava and holding a gun. He warns everyone not to move or he will shot. His balaclava suddenly slips revealing his face.  He immediately turns to the person on his left and asks –

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January 30, 2018 – Joke of the Day

3 camels are crossing the desert Popa camel had 1 hump & was called HUMPER Moma camel had 2 humps & was called HUMPEE SO  WHAT DID THEY CALL THE BABY ?………………………..HUMP  FREE   Photo courtesy of thecliparts.com

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January 29, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  A manager of a Retail store is reviewing a potential employees application and notices that the man applying, has never worked in retail before. The manager says, ”For a man with no experience ,you are certainly asking for a

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January 26, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.  The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, “We

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January 25, 2018 – Joke of the Day

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.” “We’re

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January 24, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking. The wife asks, “What are

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January 22, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. She asks, “Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme’?” “Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have

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January 12, 2018 – Joke of the Day

Tom was describing a 30 pound bass he’d caught recently after fighting it for three hours. Bill interrupted the story saying, “Wait a minute! I saw the picture you took of that fish. You’re lucky if it even weighed 10

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January 11, 2018 – Joke of the Day

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and

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