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May 2, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      A boss announces to his staff: “I’ve lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I’m offering a 100 dollars finder’s fee!” A voice in the background says: “I’m offering 200!”       Photo

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May 1, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  An elderly woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on a patio with her husband. With a loving look in her eyes she says ‘I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever

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April 30, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        There was a kindly blacksmith whose metal shop was the home to stray animals. One of the blacksmith’s beloved dogs had a large litter The blacksmith cherished the pups, who curiously watched the blacksmith work, and

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April 27, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the

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April 26, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      What did the Zero say to number 8? ‘I Love Your Belt. It does wonders for you.’           Photo courtesy of: www.worldartsme.com

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April 25, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      Two children are playing. One child says to the other, “What rhymes with orange.” The other child says, “No, it doesn’t!”         Photo courtesy of: www.clipartpanda.com

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April 24, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      A man brings home his best buddy for dinner unannounced at five-thirty after work. His wife begins shouting at him and his friend just sits there and listens in. “My hair and makeup are not done, the

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April 23, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching women how to breathe properly along with informing the men how to give the necessary insurances

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April 20, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      The BBC organized a contest where contestants were challenged to write something where feelings of suspense, curiosity, apprehension, peace, tranquility, anger, violence, anxiety, pleasantness and happiness are expressed in one short sentence.   The winning entry was:

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Lighthouse Festival Theatre – The Birds and the Bees

Reference “Birds and the Bees” in the subject bar. To win tickets, submit your full name, address, and preferred telephone number to prizevault@jewel92.com.   The Birds and the Bees runs from May 30 to June 16.   Sarah, a turkey

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Lowe’s

Visit Lowe’s Brantford, located at 215 Henry Street! They will be holding an anniversary special on May 5. Dave Creelman will be at Lowe’s between 9:00 AM and 1:00 PM with our promotions team to represent Jewel 92 at this event.

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April 19, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        What did the musician name his daughters?   Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4     Photo courtesy of: www.dreamstime.com/

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April 18, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Wow, in all my years tending bar, I’ve never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you?” “Pop” ….. goes the weasel.    

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April 17, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A man and his wife are awakened at 3 in the morning by pounding on a door.  The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for

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April 16, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. “God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Hamburg the capital of Germany.” “Fred,” said his father, “Why do you want Hamburg

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