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July 13, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    There’s a man trying to cross the street.  As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him.  The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the

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July 12, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      An avid fisherman was fishing from the shore of a tranquil lake when a game warden approached him and asked, “Hey there, have you not read the sign? It clearly says ‘NO FISHING’.” The warden then approached

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July 11, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo? “Cool music!”         Photo courtesy of: www.123rf.com

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July 10, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  The boss over heard an employee singing during work and it sounded awful. He asked, “Is that in the key of L?” Puzzled, the employee says, “Key of L? I’m not really sure.” The boss replies, “Well, it sure

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July 9, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother “Who was the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?” “That’s your father,” the mother replied. “Then, who’s

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Hamilton Family Theatre – Jonas and Barry in the Home

Reference “Jonas and Barry in the Home” in the subject bar. To win tickets, submit your full name, address, and preferred telephone number to prizevault@jewel92.com. *Please note that these tickets are for Saturday, August 11 at 7:30 PM*   Jonas

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July 6, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    “Great news, Mr. Bradley,” the psychiatrist reported. “After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You’ll never be trapped by the desire to steal again.” “Gee, that’s great, Doc,” the

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July 5, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, “So, how’s it going?” The second one sighed and shook his head. “Not good, I can’t pay my bills,

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July 4, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank still don’t know how to swipe their card through the ATM card reader. Because of this, my fellow tellers and I often find ourselves having to explain

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July 3, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      What did one hat say to the other hat?   “You stay here, I’ll go on Ahead”.           Photo courtesy of: www.clipartsign.com

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July 2, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        Q…Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? A…It was the pot calling the cattle back.         Photo courtesy of: www.clipartpanda.com

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Grand River Pow Wow

Please reference “Grand River Pow Wow” in the subject bar. Please send your full name, address, and preferred contact number to prizevault@jewel92.com.   Valid for one weekend pass for up to 2 adults and 4 children. The Grand River Pow

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June 29, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      What does a dalmatian say when scratching an itch? “Ah, that’s the spot!”           Photo courtesy of: www.123rf.com

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June 28, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. ‘Mommy can’t come to the phone to

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June 27, 2017 – Joke of the Day

      I spotted several pairs of men’s Levi’s at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook

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