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September 18, 2018 – Joke of the Day

An older man was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, “What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?” The trainer looked at him up and down

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September 17, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Why did the dinosaur cross the road? He didn’t, because during the Jurassic period there were no roads.           Photo courtesy of: classroomclipart

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Burning Kiln Winery

Burning Kiln Winery has re-purposed and architecturally reconfigured an original tobacco pack barn to pay homage to an era when tobacco ruled the local economy. This picturesque winery has been built to preserve the historic charm of its original wooden

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September 14, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      A gentlemen is just finished his first hole of golf at a super swanky golf  resort.  He says boastfully to his caddy that his doctor says he can’t play golf. The caddy sarcastically replied: “ Oh.. he

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September 13, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact:

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September 12, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Why are most people eating Snails these days?   Because they don’t like fast food.         Photo courtesy of: Istock

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September 11, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”       Photo courtesy of: reflection and choice

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September 10, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. A friend of his said “I thought she wanted one of those sporty SUVs.” “She did,” he replied. “Well, where the heck are you going to

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September 7, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Husband: “Honey, why do you usually answer me back with a question when I ask you a question?” Wife: “Is that what I do?”           Photo courtesy of: Canstock

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September 6, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        As a funeral procession was making its way along the hilly roads, at one point the rear door of the hearse came open and the casket on the dolley rolled out. The casket rolled down the

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September 5, 2018 – Joke of the Day

Three old guys were out walking. First one said, “Windy, isn’t it?” The second one said, “No, it’s Thursday!” The third one said, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer!”       Picture Courtesy of: nz maths

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September 4, 2018 – Joke of the Day

What did one DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?         Picture Courtesy of: World Arts Me

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September 3, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      I told my doctor that I wasn’t able to do all the things around the house like I use to do. “Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied “here’s what’s wrong with you; you’re just lazy.” The

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August 31, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    There I was, sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making bully steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. “Well, whatcha gonna do about it?” he

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August 30, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      One hot day I decided to ride my bicycle to buy a bottle of rum . I put it gingerly into the bicycle carrier and then thought to myself if I fall of my bike I will

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