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January 4, 2019 – Joke of the Day

    Out in space, two aliens are talking to each other. The first alien says, “The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons.” The second alien asks, “Are they an emerging intelligence?” The first alien

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January 3, 2019 – Joke of the Day

      Men are like fine wine: they all start out as grapes, and it’s your job to stomp on them, keep them in the dark until they mature into something you want with dinner.        

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January 2, 2019 – Joke of the Day

    It was a tiny mountain area in a remote section of West Virginia, and his first ever divorce came to the county courthouse. Custody of the children was the problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested

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January 1, 2019 – Joke of the Day

    John asks his buddy Mike one day, “Hey, Mike: do you know what a pie costs in Jamaica?” “Pie?” Mike says. “What kind of pie?” “Any kind,” John says. “Apple pie, beef pie, you name it.” “I have

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December 31, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A wife complains to her husband, “Just look at that couple down the road; how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do the same?” The husband

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December 28, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        What do you call a snowman with a six pack?   An abdominal snowman.           Photo courtesy of : clipart

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December 27, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life!” John came fifth and won a toaster!           Photo courtesy of: OpenClipArt

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December 26, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        A man in Ontario calls his son in Calgary two days before Christmas and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years

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December 25, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside

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December 24, 2018 – Joke of the Day

        As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas, Little Girl?”  The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, “Didn’t

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December 21, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes  Christmas to get into heaven.” The

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December 20, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.” “She did,” he replied. “But

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December 19, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    What do you call an outlaw who steals gift wrapping from the rich to give to the poor? A. Ribbon Hood.           Photo courtesy of: 123RF.com

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December 18, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      A boss announces to his staff: “I’ve lost a wallet with 500 dollars in it. If you find it, I’m offering a 100 dollars finder’s fee!” A voice in the background says: “I’m offering 200!”    

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11th Annual Ladies Getaway Weekend

Get ready, ladies… Jewel Radio’s 11th Annual Ladies Getaway Weekend is set for the weekend of April 12-April 14.  We are proud to have Ashley Homestore as this year’s sponsor!  We are already over 75% SOLD! From April 12th to 14th, we’re back at

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