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Anytime Fitness

Reference “Anytime Fitness” in the subject bar. Send your full name, address, and preferred telephone number to prizevault@jewel92.com.   Anytime Fitness is a 24-hour fitness facility with 24-hour security, so you can feel safe working out and visiting whenever it

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St. George Family Pork Roast

Reference “Family Pork Roast” in the subject bar. Send your full name, address, and preferred telephone number to prizevault@jewel92.com.   2018 marks the 36th Annual St. George Family Pork Roast and will be held at South Dumfries Community Centre on

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May 18, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade , listing every problem they ever had in the 15 years they’ve been

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May 17, 2018 – Joke of the Day

A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?” His Dad replies, “Because she was conceived in Paris.” The boy says, “Ahh, thanks Dad.” His Dad says, “You’re welcome, Backseat.”   Photo Courtesy of: Pixabay

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May 16, 2018 – Joke of the Day

  Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will cost you 300 dollars. Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that

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May 15, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? A: One cup and you’re up all night.       Picture Courtesy of: Drawing Arts Gallery

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Grimsby House Tour

Reference “House Tour” in the subject bar. Send your full name, address, and preferred telephone number to prizevault@jewel92.com   Grimsby Historical Society is supplying tickets for their Grimsby House Tour on Saturday, May 26 from 10AM to 4PM. The tour

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May 14, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      Did you hear about the “little” psychic that broke out of jail? Police and the authorities are looking for a small medium at large!!           Photo courtesy of: www.pinterest.ca

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McDonald’s Bagel Sandwiches

McDonald’s is now featuring New All-Day Bagel Sandwiches, the newest addition to their all-day breakfast options. For your chance to win a $25 gift card, listen on weekday mornings for Dave Creelman to play the cue-to-call in the 11 o’clock hour.

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May 11, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    In all the years they were alive, Sammy Davis Jr., and Ella Fitzgerald never recorded an album together.  Do you know why?  Because it would have been called “Sam an’ Ella.”       Photo courtesy of: www.

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May 10, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice. She called the clerk’s office to remind them that she was exempt because of her age.   “You need to come in and fill

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Dunsdon Legion May Events

DUNSDON LEGION BRANCH 461, located at 9 Tollgate Road in Brantford. Phone number is 519-752-6668. ALL EVENTS ARE WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE        SATURDAY MAY 12th Meat Roll at 3:30 p.m. ENTERTAINMENT: “Loose Change ” in the Lounge 8:00 p.m. to 11:00

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May 9, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? Rumor has it .. they met on the web.       Photo courtesy of: www.pinterest.ca

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May 8, 2018 – Joke of the Day

      Q: Why did the golfer have an extra pair of socks? A: In case he got a hole-in-one.     Photo courtesy of: webweaver.nu

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May 7, 2018 – Joke of the Day

    A drunk guy started a fight with some others and was taken to jail, the next day he went before a Judge The judge asked the man, “Where do you work?” The man said, “Here and there.” The

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