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August 18, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A father texts his son: “My dear son, today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life. My best love and good wishes. Your Father. His son texts back: “Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn’t

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August 17, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce Court Judge said,”and I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.”  ”That’s very fair, your honor,” the husband said.  “And every now and then I’ll try to send

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August 16, 2017 -Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man has his car full of penguins. He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stops him. He says. “Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those penguins to the zoo!” The man does that. The next day in

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August 11, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

“I proposed to my girl friend last night, who just got promoted to a HR position earlier in the day.” “That is cool! What did she say?” She said, “We will get back to you soon.” Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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August 10, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

This farmer was sitting there milking his cow when a fly comes flying around and goes right in the cow’s ear. The farmer keeps milking and then “pop” it goes right into the bucket of milk. You could says…”in one

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August 9, 2017 -Jewel Joke Of The Day

Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk. He started the engine an then turned it off again. Then said “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him the money. The second

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August 8, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes. The final question was:  How do you

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August 4, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

There was a rumour going around that Fed-ex and UPS will be part of a new merger. The new company will be called… Fed-Ups. Photo courtesy of clipart.me  

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August 3, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and

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August 2, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this

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August 1, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to find the height of this flagpole,” said Sven, “but we don’t have a

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July 6, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

There were two retired men. One of the men said “I feel like a newborn baby,”. The other man asked why. The man said, ” I have no hair, no teeth, and I just peed in my pants. Photo courtesy

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July 5, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

3 guys were walking along a beach and came across an old lamp. One of them rubbed the lamp and a genie popped out. He said they could each have a wish. The first guy said he wanted to be

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July 4, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Henry was placed against the wall in front of the firing squad. Just before the order to shoot, he yelled, “Earthquake! The squad panicked. In the confusion, Henry jumped over the wall and escaped. Charlie was next and pondered what

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June 29, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, “Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way. I tried to steer

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