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A Family 4-Pack of Passes to the Burford Ram Rodeo

On June 8-9, 2019 the town of Burford is going to get wild and western as the RAM Rodeo Tour opens its chutes at the Burford Fairgrounds, located on Park Avenue in Burford! The event will feature some of Canada’s

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92 Days of Summer Rules and Regulations

92 DAYS OF SUMMER Official Contest Rules & Regulations (the “Rules”)   The 92 Days of Summer contest (the “Contest”) is brought to you by CKPC-FM Jewel 92 (the “Station”), of Dufferin Communications Inc. (the “Contest Organizer”). The Contest starts

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May 31st, 2019 – Joke of the Day

Boss says to his employee, “Do you believe in life after death?” The employee replies, “Of course not it’s yet to be proven” The Boss says ,“Well you better start believing, after you left work yesterday for your uncle’s funeral

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May 30th, 2019 – Joke of the Day

Why do we tell actors to “break A leg”? Because every play has a cast!

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May 29th, 2019 – Joke of the Day

Two golfers are ready to play on the 11th tee as a funeral cortege passes by. The first player stops, doffs his cap, and bows his head as the cortege passes. “That was a really nice thing to do,” the

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May 28th, 2019 – Joke of the Day

Michael Buble is producing a new rap album…it’s called “Bubble wrap”

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May 27th, 2019 – Joke of the Day

What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? A beer in each hand!

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May 24th, 2019 – Joke of the Day

A man is reading a book on Marriage and comes across this, “treat your Wife, like you treated her on your First Date”. So after Dinner tonight, I am dropping her off at her Parents House.

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May 23rd, 2019 – Joke of the Day

A lady approaches her neighbor across the street and tells him “when you make love you should close the curtains. Last night, the whole street was standing and watching you guys”. The neighbor replies…”what are you talking about??? I wasn’t

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May 22nd, 2019 – Joke of the Day

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Ontario Technology University, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year,

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May 21st, 2019 – Joke of the Day

Two explorers, camped in the heart of the African jungle, were discussing their expedition. “I came here,” said one, “because the urge to travel was in my blood. City life bored me, and the smell of exhaust fumes on the

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May 20th, 2019 – Joke of the Day

Reporter say’s to the old man:  Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101 ? Man: For better digestion, I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. For low blood

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Tickets to see Sexy Laundry at The Lighthouse Festival Theatre

Sexy Laundry follows a married couple who have reached a plateau. Exploring every fantasy from leather to lace, they portray every couple’s desire to grow together but maintain individuality! And Jewel 92 and The Lighthouse Festival Theatre in Port Dover want

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May 10th, 2019 – Joke of the Day

A man hears his doorbell ringing at 3 am and goes to answer. There he finds a guy standing in the pouring rain and fog. Hey buddy he asks, can you give me a push? No the man says angerly,

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May 9th, 2019 – Joke of the Day

John arrives home from work one day to find his wife in the arms of his best friend, the husband was outraged as the pair swore they were in love… to try and calm John down his best friend suggested

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