April 5, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

After 22 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her.  He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said: ABCDEFGHIJK.

“What does that mean?” she asked.

“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot” he replied.

Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?

He replied: I’m Just Kidding!”

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