April 2, 2018 – Joke of the Day

 

 

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, “Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.”

“Because,” the man said, “I live in a two-story house.” 

The Judge replies, “What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?”

The man answers, “Well Judge, one story is ‘I have a headache’ and the other story is ‘I have to get up in the morning’.”

 

 

 

 

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