April 12, 2018 – Joke of the Day

 

 

A guy goes for a haircut, so the barber starts to ask him questions about his mother-in-law.

“How is your mother-in-law?”

“Fine,” says the guy.

Few snips of hair and another question;

“What is your mother-in-law’s favourite colour?” asks the barber

“Pink,” says the guy.

Another snip or two and another question

“So, what is your mother-in-laws favourite food?”

“Chicken, but what is with all these questions about my mother-in-law?”

“Oh, nothing personal. It’s just when I mention her name your hair stands up; it’s a lot easier to cut that way.”

 

 

 

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